I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
So many bounce houses so little time
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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