new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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