the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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