I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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