Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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