To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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