I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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