so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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I just gift wrapped bread.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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