with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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