"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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