Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
