I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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