Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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