You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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