Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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