Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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