Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you had me at cake vodka
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're too hungover to prance.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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