Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.