Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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