She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
