She is in my trunk
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.