I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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