He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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