gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is not my ceiling
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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