What did we do last night that was yellow?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He felt like a one man threesome
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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