dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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