Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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