i was rollin on her like bob the builder
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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