Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My legs feel like baby dolphins
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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