she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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