Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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