Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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