I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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