His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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