So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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