If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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