it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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