I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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