ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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