is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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