dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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