No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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