We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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