but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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