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(303): View more from Colorado

Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)

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(303): Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;) http://tfl.nu/s5za

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You know you think of me naked too

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Not since I found Jesus

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(360): You know you think of me naked too (210): Not since I found Jesus http://tfl.nu/jext

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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again

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(908): google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again http://tfl.nu/nfnp

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(315): View more from New York

Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.

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(315): Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win. http://tfl.nu/wty0

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I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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(978): I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night. http://tfl.nu/sljh

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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon

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(226): This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon http://tfl.nu/4pbx

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

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(931): He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man. http://tfl.nu/ct9i

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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.

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(+64): And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical. http://tfl.nu/yu5v

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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.

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(978): his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave. http://tfl.nu/6huv

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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska

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(626): One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska http://tfl.nu/5za1

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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.

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Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.

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(239): Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down. (801): Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible. http://tfl.nu/w6b2

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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!

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(910): It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed! http://tfl.nu/bbxy

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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.

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(647): Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face. http://tfl.nu/pfop

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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.

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(415): Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family. http://tfl.nu/k0wh

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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.

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(574): I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it. http://tfl.nu/5b4k

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