You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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