I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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