Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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