Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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