I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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