he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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