Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.