just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest