Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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