i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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